Gacked from inu_yukai.

Note that some many of these are ONLY FETISHES FOR ME IN FANTASY. (The rape fetish, for example. Or the vore.) As fantasy many of these things are hot to me, but if I saw them in real life, I would probably run screaming and require years of therapy. Sexuality is like that. Also, FANDOM IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MY CORRUPTION.



[x] Abasiophilia: sexual attraction to people who are lame or crippled and/or who use leg braces or other orthopaedic appliances (HOOOUSE!!111)

[x] Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds (Like your lover whimpering in pleasure? Check.)

[x] Agalmatophilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility (One of my first ever kinks. As a child I read a story in Arabian Nights where a prince was a statue from the waist down. HOT.)

[x] Algolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain. (Prerequisite of all angst whores.)

[x] Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness. (This is pretty vanilla. I still like it.

[x] Acrotomophilia and apotemnophilia: sexual attraction to amputation or amputees. (Considering how many hot anime characters are missing bits, I'd be insane NOT to have this kink. Also, That Scene in Aeon Flux.)

[x] Andromimetophilia (also gynemimetophilia): sexual attraction towards women dressed as men or who have had a sex change operation. (Yes to drag kings, yes to FTMs, no to genital surgery.)

[x] Aquaphilia: arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs and swimming pools. (Several shades of HELL YEAH. This is most definitely a fetish I'd carry out in real life. And if frigging in the tub counts, I have.)

[x] Aretifism: sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism. (Shoes are stupid. The more that comes off, the better.

[x] Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman. (Because I like my cunt.)

[ ] Autoassassinophilia: sexual arousal from fantasizing about or staging one's own murder. (Eh? This one I'm afraid I need explained to me.)

[x] Biastophilia: sexual arousal from assault and rape. (It's the classic dark fantasy. Again, not in real life.)

[x] Chronophilia: sexual attraction to a partner of the same chronological age, but whose sexuoerotic age is discordant with that chronological age. (Hot young characters who are really hundreds of years old? Vampires? Count me in.)

[ ] Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) feces. It's strictly related to Fecophilia, sexual arousal from defacation or watching a partner defecate, particularly on oneself. (I'm afraid this does nothing for me.)

[x] Covert incestiphilia: arousal from non-contact sexual behavior with a child. (NO NO NO ICK to real life. Yes to something like Sess/Rin.)

[x] Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself. (Crying is hot.)

[ ] Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees and other large plants. (If it said "sex in a forest," I'd be there.)

[ ] Emetophilia (also vomerophilia): sexual attraction to vomiting. (Does nothing for me.)

[x] Ephebophilia (also hebephilia): sexual attraction towards adolescents. (Another FANTASY, NOT REALITY. I don't feel too guilty for this one, though, because the idea is that they're more or less sexually mature, just very young. This is the stuff puppy love is made of.)

[x] Erotic asphyxia: sexual attraction from asphyxia (also called "breath control play" or "strangulation"), including autoerotic asphyxiation. (Yup, I like this.)

[ ] Erotic lactation (also galactophilia or lactophilia): sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women. (This is one of the few fetishes I find disturbing. Yes, more disturbing than the shit-fetish. I think of milk and lactating as something sacred, I guess. It isn't that the milk makes the sex gross, it's that the sex makes the milk gross.)

[x] Exhibitionism (also autagonistophilia or peodeiktophilia): sexual arousal by engaging in sexual behavior in view of third parties (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to expose one's genitals to an unsuspecting person). (Check!)

[x] Food play: sexual arousal from food. (Not a huge kink for me, but sure, why not. I like sex, I like food.)

[x] Formicophilia: sexual attraction to smaller animals, insects, etc. crawling on parts of the body. (Shino, in Naruto. SHINO. I am so hot for him and his bugs.)

[ ] Forniphilia: sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a piece of furniture. (This still confuses me a bit.)

[x] Frotteurism: sexual arousal from the recurrent urge or behavior of touching or rubbing against a non-consenting person. (Oh, Haruhi.)

[x] Gerontophilia: sexual attraction towards the elderly (Li/Lo twincest forevarz.)

[x] Homeovestism: sexual arousal by wearing the clothing of one's own gender. (Fashion can be good.)

[x] Human animal roleplay: sexual arousal by having oneself or a partner taking on the role of real or imaginary animal. (I admit to the occasional pony play kink.)

[x] Hybristophilia: sexual arousal to people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes. (Why are villains in movies always so sexy?)

[x] Incestophilia: sexual attraction to a member of one's own family. (FANTASY, NOT REAL LIFE. Unless it's someone else's family, and it's all of age and consensual. In fic? Huuuuuge kink. Huge.)

[x] Katoptronophilia: sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors. (I'll bite.)

[x] Kleptophilia: sexual arousal from stealing things. (I am not sure. See, when I steal things, I think about the most outrageous porn I can think of. The shock value of what's going on in my head helps me keep a poker face. So IDK.)

[x] Klismaphilia: sexual pleasure from enemas. (Hey, maybe it feels good.)

[x] Lust murder (also homicidophilia or erotophonophilia): sexual arousal from committing (or trying to commit) murder. It also appear to be strictly related with others similar paraphilias like sexual sadism, necrophilia, vorarephilia and Blood fetish. (The natural conclusion to the dark, obsessive fetish.)

[x] Macrophilia: sexual attraction to giants or giant body parts (such as breasts and genitalia)—the opposite of microphilia. (Giants I can dig. Giant disproportionate body parts are yech.)

[x] Masochism: the recurrent urge or behavior of wanting to be humiliated, beaten, bound, or otherwise made to suffer. (This is at the heart of most kinks, I think.)

[x] Microphilia: sexual attraction to miniature people or miniature body parts—the opposite of macrophilia. (Tiny tiny people like fairies? Sure. Tiny disproportionate body parts, no.)

[ ] Modzeleskphilia: sexual attraction to food. Namely cheese, nachos, and red wines. (I can see wine making you horny...but getting horny for the wine?)

[ ] Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying materials. (Could possibly be swayed on this. Depends on circumstances. Most of the time it's yicky.)

[ ] Narratophilia: sexual arousal in the use of dirty or obscene words to a partner. (I actually really hate this one. STOP DOING THIS, PEOPLE. Especially in real life. Nothing makes me want to turn over and read a book faster than "I want to fuck your pussy.")

[x] Necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses. It includes necrosadism, sexual gratification derived by mutilating and dismembering corpses. (Gimmie some dead and/or undead zombie lovin'. Also, Kai.)

[x] Odaxelagnia: sexual arousal associated with biting or being bitten. (yesplz.)

[x] Olfactophilia: sexual stimulus with smells or odors. (Could be good. Could be very good. Most of the time it's more of a turn-off, though. My favorite smell is the scent of wet skin, such as someone who's been swimming in unchlorinated water, or soaked in a long bath.)

[ ] Paraphilic infantilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby. (Ick?)

[x] Parthenophilia: sexual attraction to virgins. (I'll take 72 to go.)

[ ] Pedophilia: sexual attraction to prepubescent children. It includes Nepiophilia (also infantophilia), sexual attraction to children three years old or younger. (I'm really more with the ephebophilia kthnx. Might possibly be swayed IN FANTASY ONLY for older kids, and even then only consensually and with young pretty people. (The CLAMP rule of pedophilia is that only ugly people can be pedophiles.) The idea of anything sexual with kids under three years old is a BIG NO.)

[x] Pictophilia: sexual attraction to pictorial pornography or erotic art. (Erotic art is awesome. Most porn sucks, though.)

[ ] Plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed animals and/or people dressed in animal costumes. (Don't really get this.)

[x] Pyrophilia: sexual arousal through watching, setting, hearing, talking or fantasizing about fire. (FLCL, babeh.)

[x] Racial fetish: attraction to someone of a different colour. (It's aaaaaalll gooood. Both real-life races and fantasy races.)

[x] Sadism: deriving pleasure, or in some cases sexual arousal from giving pain. (Not serious pain here. But, say, watching someone bound struggle. Or mild, kinky pain. With a partner who's getting off on it.)

[ ] Salirophila: sexual arousal by soiling (only the appearance of) the object of one's desired partner. (Eh?)

[x] Schediaphilia: sexual attraction to cartoon characters. (Half this post is actually THIS. Cartoons make otherwise unspeakable kinks suddenly sexy. Also, they have awesome hair.)

[x] Sitophilia: sexual arousal by involving food in sex. (Didn't we cover this already? Anyway, yes to whipped cream. Makes oral sex taste better.)

[x] Somnophilia: sexual arousal from sleeping or unconscious people. It appears to be related to necrophilia. (Incubus? Succubus? Sleepwalkers?)

[x] Sthenolagnia: sexual arousal from the demonstration of strength or muscles. (Especially impressive in women.)

[ ] Telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene phone calls to strangers. (Since dirty talk grosses me out, this is pretty much a big nothing.)

[x] Teratophilia: sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people. (Very yes.)

[x] Transvestic fetishism: sexual arousal from the wearing of clothes typically associated with the opposite gender to the wearer. (I <3 this. But I'm not big on dressing men up as girls to humiliate or sissify them. I like men dressed as women. Just not for that purpose. Drag kings are always sexy, of course.)

[x] Trichophilia: sexual arousal from hair. (This is my fucking sexual orientation. MUST HAVE GOOD HAIR.)

[x] Troilism: sharing a sexual partner with another person while looking on. (Yup.)

[ ] Urolagnia: sexual attraction to urine, including urinating in public, urinating on others, and being urinated on by others; it includes Urophagia: sexual attraction to drinking urine or watching others drink urine. (Ehhh...doesn't do much for me. I do like peeing standing up, though.)

[x] Vorarephilia (also gynophagia): sexual attraction at the thought of being eaten by or eating another person or creature. It includes endosomataphillia—a sexual fetish of being within someone (a sub-genre is partial unbirthing—a sexual attraction to inserting an adult head into a vagina). (Oh, baby's first kink. One of the earliest things I remember fantasizing about while masturbating--keeping in mind I had to be all of five, and has no concept of sex--was being eaten whole and in the belly of a gigantic tiger. However, it's my opinion that in fanfic this almost always sucks. Could make a good Naraku/anyone, though.)

[x] Voyeurism: sexual arousal through secretly watching others having sex (also includes scoptophilia—the recurrent urge or behavior to observe an unsuspecting person who is naked, disrobing or engaging in sexual activities. (I've done this in real life. I liked it.)

[x] Xenophilia: sexual attraction to foreigners. (Culture clashes are fun.)

[ ] Zelophilia: sexual arousal from jealousy. (This might be hot, but I'd need to see it in action.)

[x] Zoophilia: sexual attraction to animals. (Particularly if combined with any kind of lycanthropic/shapeshifter fetish. Or Shigure/Ren. Fantasy, not real life.)

[ ] Zoosadism: sexual gratification derived from causing pain and suffering to animals. Necrozoophilia (also necrobestiality) strictly applies to killing animals. (Big no.)

52/70[ ] Anesthesia fetishism: sexual fetish for anesthesia. (House could change my mind on this. Wait.)
[x] Blood fetishism (also haematophilia): sexual fetish for blood (also known as vampire fetish, hematolagnia and haematophilia), and is an anthropological term used to describe the belief within a society or culture that blood in itself (as a material substance) possesses powerful and magical properties. (Moar bludz yes plz.)

[x] Breast fetishism (I like boobies.)

[ ] Breast expansion fetishism (Eeeeeeeewwwww. Although. Wait. I did read this story where a man found a genie and made a wish that he be turned into a girl, and every time s/he had sex, her breasts would get bigger. She was then such a slut that her breasts got enormous, and it was inconvenient, but she still couldn't stop fucking, because it was so damn good. Wait. No. Still not hot.)

[ ] Crush fetish: a paraphilia which primarily consists of the desire to see others (generally a desirable potential partner) crush small creatures such as insects, mammals and reptiles. (Animal cruelty just ain't my kink.)

[ ] Diaper fetishism (No.)


[x] Doll fetish (Some of those Japanese sex dolls are prettier than real people. Also, intelligent androids in fantasy. Kind of a doll fetish.)

[x] Fat fetishism (also lipophilia) (IDK. Maybe. I've had a few fantasies. And I do like BBWs. But it's not my usual thing.)


[ ] Foot fetishism (podophilia) (This, I don't really get. I mean, I like feet. I'll rub feet. But to put the foot on such a pedestal, to prefer it over the rest of the body? Eeeeeh...)


[x] Garment fetishism: sexual fetish that revolves around a fixation upon a particular article or type of clothing, a collection of garments that appear as part of a fashion or uniform, or a person dressed in such a garment. (Fashion can be good.)

[ ] Hand fetishism (Again, hands are good, but preferred over the whole? Maybe if it went with a Thing Addams fetish or something.)

[ ] Hip fetishism (I like big hips. But are we talking, JUST the hips here?)


[x] Hypnofetishism: sexual fetish for hypnosis and similar forms of mental persuasion, therapy or mind control. (Oh hell yeah fukkin sexy.)

[ ] Impregnation fetish (I'm okay with impregnation. Wouldn't call it a fetish.)

[x] Medical fetishism (That scene where House disrobes Cameron with the surgical robot sold me on this.)

[ ] Navel fetishism (Navels are nice. But not THAT nice.)

[ ] Nose fetishism (also nasophilia) (See above.)

[ ] Panty fetishism (Fashion is good, once again. I dig nice panties. But the whole used panty thing? Eh.)

[ ] Pregnancy fetishism (Same as impregnation to me.)

[x] Robot fetishism (Sexbots, infernal devices, androids...I dig it all.)

[ ] Shoe fetishism (This has to be the stupidest fetish ever. Shoes? I mean...shoes?)

[x] Silk/Satin fetishism (And texture fetishes in general. I looooove textures.)

[ ] Smoking fetishism (Capnolagnia) (I actually find smoking to be gross.)

[x] Spandex fetishism (I did once pounce a man for wearing something stretchy and skintight...)

[x] Tickling fetishism (also acarophilia) (But not the "hee hee" or "stop it!" kind of tickling. The kind of tickling where the body just shudders in pleasure. Not many people are ticklish like that, but it's hot when they are.)

[x] Total enclosure fetishism: sexual fetishism whereby a person becomes aroused when having entire body enclosed in a certain way, hence the name. (YES.)

[x] Transformation fetish (OH HELL YEAH. This meme is talkin' my language now. The more grotesque the transformation, the better.)

[x] Wet and messy fetishism: sexual arousal by having substances deliberately and generously applied to the naked skin, or to the clothes people are wearing. (I can dig it.)

I have 66 out of 97 kinks!